Take me out to the ballgame

While I generally would not recommend double-calf-tattoo-security-guard-bud-light-drinking-season-ticket-holder as a best friend or cat sitter, he makes an EXCELLENT source of entertainment if you sit behind him at the Royals game. Other things that make for a lovely game:

-blue and white margaritas in signature glasses
-funnel cake
-calling the double steal before it happens
-skinny jeans joke that never dies
-good company
-"Moooooooooose!"
-Boulevard wheat dispensed from a Ghostbusters backpack
-very nearly come-from-behind win (oh well, next time)

(ignore the mostly photoshopped watermark from the fan photos website)