I like bulgogi:
-it's fun to say
-it forces everyone to stay at the table
-you get to use chopsticks
-only really special people get invited
-you make it on a special grill that you can only buy in Korea (you know it's authentic when you can't even find it on eBay)
-you don't have to eat for like a whole day afterwards
-it's pretty much the best tasting thing in the whole world
the US WNT rocks my face off:
-Hea-O is super fun to yell
-Natasha Kai's shoes
-"friendlies" are not friendly
-Natasha Kai placing the other team's free kicks
-they redefine "soccer mom"
-Natasha Kai's tattoos
-they're going to bring home GOLD
